dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

image

koduck:

imagine being able to put adfly links to unfollow buttons

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

  1. me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  2. me today: i do. i need sleep.
  3. me tonight: lol who needs sleep

trash-king:

meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

teencry:

i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it

"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am